I know, I know, I’ve been away from the blog for a while. We
all knew what I’m like.
But it has gotten to my favourite time of the year for
fashion; the Academy Awards. And I’ve got a lot of opinions about this year’s
lot so I decided that there’s no better than my blog devoted to fashion. I know
that this isn’t the normal procedure for my post, and I’m not going to find
cheaper matches for you (at least not now) but I don’t care so suck it up.
Overall, the dresses last night were pretty phenomenal.
True, there weren’t many surprises. Everyone stuck to their favourite style,
designer or colour palette. But these favourites work for a reason; they can’t
go wrong. And the Oscars is the last place you want to go wrong.
It’s hard to pick my favourite but I think Naomi Watts steals
it for me in the GORGEOUS custom-made statement dress by Georgio Armani.
I literally feel like she’s kicking me in the heart with this
dress. The cut, the colour... I love it all too much.
My next favourite is Olivia Munn. I was hoping someone would
wear something like this! The red and gold Marchesa gown is dramatic but not
overwhelming.
I actually really like Jennifer Garner’s Gucci dress. I’ve
always loved magneta and the colour suits her perfectly.
And I’m so glad it has
the large ruffle at the bag because otherwise it might be deemed boring. I also
think it’s a very suitable dress, for Garner, considering she’s there to
support her husband and doesn’t want to outshine him.
From one Jennifer to the next! I LOVE this dress. I don’t love it as a style
choice, I love it because it’s funny! It’s literally like Jennifer Lawrence
just went “Dammit, I’m going to the Oscars and I’LL DRESS LIKE A PRINCESS IF I
WANT TO!”
Halle Berry’s style has always been an iffy one for me but I
think she definitely brought it last night.
This Versace number suits her so
well. Berry has never been afraid of print or detail so this sequined, striped
dress is right up her alley.
Now onto the “don’t” of last night. I thought the calibre
last night was quite high and even the worst dressed aren’t that bad, they are
just not as good as they could have been.
Ann Hathaway surprised no one by wearing this pale pink
Prada dress. It’s pretty and all, but it’s a bit boring, and we’ve seen
Hathaway in this kind of thing before. She could also have used some tit tape.
Salma Hayek was probably the only surprise. She wore this
blue velvet Alexander McQueen dress with a choker neckline and gold embellishment.
This is very “eh” for me. With Hayek, I’m
always expecting va-va-voom but props for trying something different. I think
it would just have looked better on someone without Hayek’s curves.
And finally, dear Helen Hunt.
Now when I think of Helen
Hunt, I never think of her fashion choices. I doubt anyone does. But God,
couldn’t she have had her assistant give this dress a good steam or iron? But
hey, the colour’s nice and she’ll probably be the first person to have worn a H&M
(!) gown to the Oscars.